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☆ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴘᴀʟᴜ ɪᴍᴀɴɪᴀ☆ ([personal profile] captains_log) wrote in [community profile] illyria_ooc 2016-07-06 05:52 am (UTC)

Sorry to keep you waiting, work has been hell

Imania was impressed. She hadn't expected him to pick up on it at all, let alone immediately. She wasn't sure if this meant he was a connoiseur, or an alcoholic, but... well, if he was the latter, at least he seemed friendly enough.

"Done away with? Hardly," she said, chuckling. "There probably would have been a universal revolt if Starfleet had tried that." She sipped her coffee and smiled gently. "It's called synthehol," she said. "Invented by the Ferengi, it looks and tastes like real alcohol--or so most people pledge, anyway--but the human body can metabolize the enzymes in synthehol without the intoxicating effects of regular alcohol."

She paused a moment, for dramatic effect, and then arched one eyebrow with a thin grin.

"Kind of takes the fun out of it, if you ask me," she said. "Obviously alcohol still exists, but the replicators can't make the real stuff. It's considered a toxic substance, and they won't produce anything known to be harmful to any species on board." She shrugged one shoulder. "Safety regulations, you understand. I'd hate to see a grown man cry, though," she said, "so I'll let you in on a little secret: we have two Ferengi crew members, and they always seem to have some of the real deal in stock somehow." She sipped at her coffee again. "I hope you're a skilled negotiator, though."

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