THE VERY FIRST (not test-drive) MEME EVER

[captains_log]

My friends, I have found a thing of glory.



Pardon the awful phone pics, my scanner bit the dust. WHO WANTS TO PLAY?? I've blanked out the titles so you are completely unbiased in your word choices. Just leave a comment with which one you're responding to, and once there are three responses for one (or after about 48 hours, whichever happens first) I will post the ridiculous results in replies!! HAVE FUN, KIDS!


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Comments

[aes_thetic]

oh my god

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Bra
Cat
Melon
Accountants
Cracked
Dance
Trip
Chain
Flail
Candy
Legs
Laugh
Forty-two

[captains_log]

Huh, I guess it's just you for this one. All right, here goes!!

The Redshirt: A Cautionary Tale

Everyone knows that if you are wearing a red bra on the U.S.S. Enterprise and are asked to join the landing cat you should make sure to fill out your last will and melon. In fact, 73% of all deaths occur to those accountants who are wearing red shirts. If you go to Starfleet Academy and are placed in the engineering or security fields, here are a few cracked tips to stay alive.

1. Hide: If no one sees you, no one can dance you to join the landing party.
2. Stand in the back: Let the redshirt in front of you trip a chain to the chest.
3. Duck!: Have you ever seen a redshirt flail behind a candy or do a shoulder roll?
4. Keep your legs crossed: Just because 73% of redshirts laugh, doesn't mean you have to be one of them. Be part of the 42% club!

[captains_log]

> red bra
> keep your legs crossed


Yup, this one has Tony Stark written all over it.